Naruto chapter 429 review

[gabzillaz]

Once again, I didn't review the previous one because it was pretty boring and it can be summed in: OMG Konohamaru has a baby Rasengan (lulz), no Team 8 awesomeness, Pain is gonna kick Tsunade's butt, Tsunade is the owner of the Naruto FC, yada yada.

Now, there is NO way I'm not reviewing the chapter for this week. :D

Chapter 428

Chapter 429

This week in Dragon Ball Naruto...

 

- Tsunade is not scared. She totally should.
- The ANBU is wise. "Hokage-sama, we should get the heck out of here. Before the overpowered Emo God kicks our arses."
- Pain: blah blah blah Craaaawling in my skiiin blah blah blah Wars blah blah blah You Suck and You are Gonna Feel Pain blah.
- Pain tell Tsunade she is so gonna get it now.
- Shizune has just lost her soul D:
- Ino cried D:
- Sakura thinks: "Damn, they don't pay me enough for this shit."
- Frogs realize something is wrong because froggy died and is not in the family list anymore.
- Pain uses his super magnet of Doom to summon his other bodies.
- PAIN CAN FLYYYY. Or jump really high. Pain: Mh, nice view.
- Kiba's mommy is AWESOME. And so scary Kiba's dad ran away from her XD
- The Aburame curse Kishimoto for not letting them fight and show how Awesome they are. D<
- Ino is still crying and DAMN Inoichi has really long hair! :D
- Frog says that his wife was doing the Xmas shopping when she noticed there is something wrong in Konoha.
- LOL THE FROG HAS LIPSTICK XD
- Konan tells Pain to grow up and not use his Supah Bomb because it shortens his lifespan.
- Pain doesn't care and throws a temper tantrum anyway and...
- SUPER FART KABOOM. Part of Konoha is now destroyed.
- Flying debris everywhere, careful with that roc... oh, too late.
- Hospital is now destroyed.
- Is that a giant slug molesting Sakura? Oops, my mistake. It's just saving her life. :D
- Sakura cries and screams for Naruto (here is where the pairing fans go wild).  I kindly feel sorry for her . Yes, Sakura's begging again. Nice move, Kishimoto.
- Then there is a big puff and Pain looks surprised!

Is it Team Gai doing a Dynamic Entry? Is it Aoba opening a door? Maybe it's Anko? Superman? Waldooooo?

Or maybe it's Naruto who just came back, is nowhere near ready to defeat Pain and is probably gonna get captured. Yay.

Danzou is so gonna blame Naruto and Tsunade for this. Magnificent Bastard.

Where are my Hyuugas, Kishi? D:

That's all.

Comments

[lydzi.livejournal.com]

I just read the chapter: YOU DON'T PISS OFF GOD! That was the moral of this chapter.

I can't believe Kishimoto atomized Konoha :o! That was bold and scary but brilliant! And I can foreshadow some new problems.

Anyway, what makes me "laugh" is when Sasuke will arrive to destroy Konoha. Now he can finishes the elders if he wants, Pain robbed his work ^^.

NOT ENOUGH SHINO!

Where are Gaara and the Sand people?

[gabzillaz.livejournal.com]

DAMN TSUNADE FOR BEING BITCHY WITH GOD.

Kiba's mom > all

[lydzi.livejournal.com]

Ah Kiba's father wasn't strong enough for her obviously ^^. She's just too cool for school. It makes me all "aww" about Kiba being so friendly with people like Shino and Hinata. God, I love Team 8 so so so so so so much <3.

[gabzillaz.livejournal.com]

I freaking love Team 8.

Where are my Hyuugas, Kishi? ;____;

[gabzillaz.livejournal.com]

Kiba's mom > all :D

[blooming-cosmo.livejournal.com]

Kiba and his mom were the best thing that happened to this manga since the start of part II....THE END.

[gabzillaz.livejournal.com]

DAMN RIGHT SHE WAS.

Please, let it be Team Gai come to the rescue ;_;

[blooming-cosmo.livejournal.com]

HER MAN COULDN'T HANDLE IT. WHAT A WIMP.

Team Gai is this manga's last hope......but Kishimoto is most certainly going to fuck all this up, so I'm not holding my breath.

[gabzillaz.livejournal.com]

TEAM GAI DYNAMIC ENTRY BEING THE FIRST THING IN THE FIRST CHAPTER OF 2009 WOULD MAKE 2009 WINSOME BY DEFAULT.

That and some Team Ocho.

[gabzillaz.livejournal.com]

KIBA'S MOM IS AWESOME. Y/Y?
TAP DANCING PAIN?
I WANNA SEE ANKO D:

[gabzillaz.livejournal.com]

FOR SOME REASON I IMAGINED PAIN AND NARUTO DOING A CATWALK FIGHT LIKE IN ZOOLANDER.

WITH DAVID BOWIE AS THE REFEREE-

XD

[gabzillaz.livejournal.com]

OMG

THAT'S OK BB, YOU CAN GO AND WATCH IT NOW.

LIKE, NOW.

[gabzillaz.livejournal.com]

Multitask. Zoolaner is 100% lulz.

[animehamster.livejournal.com]

-Tsunade is a masochistic sadist. Enough said. P:
-(slaps Pain/Pein) Stop it with the stupid puns. And the emo crap. D<
-Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeejiiiiiiiiiiiii, do a dynamic entry!
-Damn Kishimoto, where are my bishies slaves Hyuugas!? And where the hell did Sasuke disappear to?
-Pein has the Mary-Sue powers now ... does that mean Sasuke can just kill us all now? D:

Just my thoughts on the chapter.

[gabzillaz.livejournal.com]

Tsunade likes it rough. Truefax.
The pain puns are getting old.
I want Hiashi to do a Dynamic Entry, that would be hiarious >3
Pain IS a Mary Sue.
Sasuke is gonna be so upset when he finds out Pain just stole the spotlight.

;D

[animehamster.livejournal.com]

Hmm, so will there be an epic episode of the Battle of the Sues?

I'd pay to see that.

[gabzillaz.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, no. Pain is for Naruto.

But don't worry, he will need to ascend to GartyStudom before he can defeat him. Then he can fight Sasuke for the World Cup.

[animehamster.livejournal.com]

It will be an EPIC battle among the EPIC battles of all time.

...

Or it will just be an arena of foaming SasuNaru fangirls.

[gabzillaz.livejournal.com]

Sakura will be in the front row.

[animehamster.livejournal.com]

And Hinata-hime (<3) will be in the back blushing as always.

[gabzillaz.livejournal.com]

Cheering. Quietly.

[belgian-ink.livejournal.com]

This proves that Kishimoto doesn't love Sasuke as much as he claims.
He let Pain do it before Sasuke could.

[gabzillaz.livejournal.com]

No, Kishimoto doesn't want Sasuke to become a bad guy, so he lets Pain kill the nice people of Konoha, leaving the bad people (Danzou and co.) for Sasuke.

Just as planned.

420

[(Anonymous)]

I'd like to know where Shikamaru is. Did we see him doing anything and I simply forgot?

Re: 420

[gabzillaz.livejournal.com]

I hope he doesn't appear till the end of the manga :D